batman head

When a person that has their hair tied up in pigtails whom is simultaneously upside down and giving oral sex; the braids hanging in this way appear similar to Batman's ears - especially whence he is hanging upside down.

Bob: "Hey John, did you get batman head from that chick with pigtails from last night?"

John: "Why, yes - bob. When she hung her head upside down from the side of the bed so that I could more easily deepthroat her with my penis she looked just like Batman.

by Kushmode420 May 11, 2021

Im batman

A comeback used when you do something and your friends dont have a clue how.

John: wait you never learned how to shuffle cards? How did you do that?

Jonas: im batman

by IRllyLikeDucks July 29, 2022

batman's parents

Dead

Batman's Parents: "Dead as hell".

by Beegshrekman August 4, 2022

batman

code word for sex. if my friend asks me if i want to watch Batman i just assume

“We should watch Batman.”

by lemurluvr659 June 9, 2022

Batman

a really awwesome superhero who everyone dresses up as for halloween if they like superheroes and has everything bat-themed and literally cannot be killed because hes batman

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN

by URMOMYOSUCKA November 4, 2022

batman

a rich guy that beats up bad guys while dressed up as a bat. fucking terrifying.

"THE FUCKING BATMAN!?!?!?!?"

by a_guy21333 November 11, 2022

Batman

A superhero that is in most of the DC comics. His real name is Bruce Wayne. He is super rich

Interviewer: Batman, I don't know a lot about you so can we do some questions?
Batman: Sure!
Interviewer: Okay, so first question. Batman, where are your parents?
Batman: ...

by Swampert_cool November 24, 2022