Bald-assed bitch

What you call someone after they warn you about a mistake after you’ve already made it

Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”

by Luigi Pepperoni May 10, 2021

james going bald

A little man who takes after his dad and goes bald

Oh he must be a james going bald cause he is losing hair

Harrison - he must be a james going bald cause he is losing hair

John - guess he must be a james going bald then

by Yes lord August 13, 2019

bald nugget

Unprepared, lack of preparation

Corey you forgot your wallet! Don’t go in the store bald nugget

by Laundrybask3t June 7, 2022

Smh my toby bald head

smh my toby bald head is used for you’re bald friend toby.

“smh my toby bald head..” “can’t believe you.. smh my toby bald head..”

by SURRIO June 28, 2025

bald headed sap sucker

Hairless person who licks maple trees

Why you bald headed sap sucker

by anonymous May 18, 2021

National bald head day

November 21st expose a bald bitch

Hey it’s national bald head day expose ha bald ass

by Bucketgetta November 19, 2019

Bald Oikawa

a bald ass mf from some anime

man 1: hey bro its bald oikawa

man 2: wow he looks so dumb

by hotdog the boi December 20, 2020