Badger

A hairy gay man of medium stature. Bigger the an otter, but smaller then a bear. Think otter but with more muscle and fat.

Pedro is not skinny enough to be an otter. He’s more of a badger

Badger by Mcpickles-deluxe April 28, 2026

Badger Carwash

When your male lover sits on top of you and slowly moves up your belly towards your face. Swishing his penis back and forth and then gets to your mouth and inserts his balls, then moves forward slowly then ends where he then farts from the anal air dryer.

I feel so dirty. I need to go get a Badger carwash next Tuesday.

Badger Carwash by Traday June 13, 2026

Badger

-Tactic by which someone is asked the same question over and over. Statistically the individual will eventually change their answer. They can give one answer a million times but the one time they give a different answer. That can be used against them. Or it eventually genuinely changes the persons answer. Very weird phenomenon.

Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? ........Maybe? (Yes?) (Kind of?) -This person was Badgered.

Badger by Leonerd Manechest July 21, 2026

Sitting on the badger

The act of having someone sitting on your lap when you get a boner

Some guy fell on my lap at the bus stop and he was so "sitting on the badger

Sitting on the badger by itsBrennanXing July 26, 2016

The Road-kill Badger 

A sex moved best performed by two girls, lesbians or alike. Can be performed by a man and a woman but only best if the woman is on top.

One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.

Last night me and my girl spent all night doing the Road-kill Badger

The Road-kill Badger by Peachypeachypoo August 27, 2018

as rough as a badger’s arse

Used when describing the feeling the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

“I’m so hungover! I feel as rough as a badger’s arse!”

as rough as a badger’s arse by AwesomeGuy898 June 15, 2025

Mrs. Badger 

Name of a horse. Horses named Badger are very kind and willing to please. The name Badger is not too common but they are very special. (Mrs. used to specify the gender of the horse)

My horse, Mrs. Badger was a good girl today.

Mrs. Badger by Mrs. Badger December 11, 2014