cranium attack

Similar to a heart attack but occurs in the head. Often a short but intensely painful headache which disappears almost as quickly as it arrives. Cause unknown.

"Ah, fuck! I've just had a cranium attack!"

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

Stan Attack

An "attack" most often over a messaging service, although the attack could occur in person. The nature of the attack ranges from complaining about one's health (such as eyesight, exhaustion etc) to complaining about frivolous things such as the going-on's at a local office (that don't affect the work). The attacks are, in essence, disguised forms of complaining. The entire conversation is initiated to implement the attack, although most often beginning with a neutral statement to fool the victim into thinking it is a mutual conversation.

"OMG Bill totally Stan Attacked me last night! And I had so much work to get done..."

by Mr. K-man August 2, 2009

tud attack

When someone has eaten a whole pot of beans and later on has taken of a dump but not just any kind of dump

the dude was taking a shit but the shit just came out like drop lets ooowee so many droplets he filled the toilet up just a funky ass bathroom

man had a serious tud attack

by sittingonthetoiletlikeuhh January 16, 2010

Attack of the Show

G4's flagship show. It used to be cool and about technology, but it sucks ass now and is about dumb shit like "In Your Pants" (A.k.a. "Terrible sex advice") and "ATN After Hours", where they feature a model in a bikini that they supposedly can't show during primetime.

Kevin Rose & Sarah Lane are way better than Olivia Munn. Attack of the Show sucks ass ever since they left.

by John Shmithers August 5, 2008

Personally attacked

to feel attacked on a personal level .

he said I ate one too many cookies and I felt “personally attacked”

by doodooflake123 December 20, 2018

Zach Attack

You motherfucker. You think you can define Zach Attack? That hard ass motherfucker will fuck your shit into the fourteenth dimension and back. How about this. He bites into a dorito loco taco and the eighty four women closest to him orgasm so hard their vaginas start vibrating. At this point, the dopamines literally start leaking out of their ears, nose and mouth, sometimes causing asphyxiation and/or divorce.

Fred: Oh god, i just read the description of Zach Attack on Urban dictionary!

Velma: yeah, thank heavens he does not like mexican food.

by Da F-in' Goat May 6, 2018

crab attack

another phrase for being attacked by a huge cock thats bent at a 48 degree angle.

"whoaaa! did you see that crab attack that cassie got last night! Damn that looked like it did some damage"

by Jimmy88927 April 11, 2008