Supotty Time

The term for the length of time between when you first smell your own fart and the next person smells it. During the supotty time one usually keeps to himself, leading to an eruption of laughter (if among friends) upon discovery, or embarrassment (if in a public setting).
Mike: Yo dave, I was in a meeting last week and farted so bad. There was like a 12 second supotty time and then they almost had to move the meeting!
Dave: You're sick.
by Fartastic December 24, 2013
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Miami Time

Miami time would mean +/- an hour and a half. And anywhere in between. Give or take 4 hours.
(Waiting for Jon) "Omg, why is he so late all the time?!" "He's not late he's just on Miami Time, he'll be here eventually."
by Cutfix September 15, 2019
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“It’s Babadook Time”

This phrase is used when it’s time for you to do something crazy or freaky
-“wasssup slime, the party goin crzy
-“yessir, you know what time it is tho?”
-“it’s babadook time”😏
by AngeredMuffin February 09, 2020
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Peruvian Time

You invite a whole group of Peruvians to a party, telling them it is at 6 in the evening, and they will start showing up at 9.
Why are you late to my fiesta? Peruvian Time.
by stef*nix December 09, 2018
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Rychard Time

When someone Shits or is about to go into Sexual intercourse.
"Baby Girl I think it's Rychard Time!"
by Tastyasparagus February 25, 2020
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Bestie Time

The time spent with your best friend being just the two of you. Usually set on a specific time and date either taking place in the home or out somewhere.
'Me and Emily have arranged Bestie Time on Tuesday, hope it's a good night!'
by TrueBeanieBoyBob July 12, 2018
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time dyslexic

Note: They are able to read perfectly fine. They are able to do everything perfectly fine, but understand different times of day and clocks.

def. a person who cannot tell the difference in certain times of day. They may sleep during the day and stay awake during the night, not because it's part of their job description or because they may presumably enjoy it, but because they do not know the time between night and day. This is why they may prefer sex in the morning instead of the night, as they do not know the difference between night and day. They do not know the difference between 10:05 and 5:10. They are completely out of it, which is why most time dyslexics are shunned from the world as they easily get lost.
The first season from the television show Full House. Joey forgot that Danny's mother was coming into town, proving that Joey was a "time dyslexic."

Danny: Mum, what are you doing here so early? Joey said you’ll be here at 5:12.
Claire: Try 12:05.
Joey: Guess you had to find out sooner or later. My name is Joey, and I’m a time dyslectic.
by emoticon1 November 29, 2011
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