assmat

Some gay word that stupid FOBs use when they're out of GOOD insults

"By the way, typing in huge bold font proves you're an assmat."

by sxmachine March 4, 2005

Ass Hat

1. The act of killing someone, placing your bare ass upon their head, taking a picture, and posting it for the world to see.

2. A dolt. A person with their head so far up their ass that they can taste the last meal they ate. Eg. A paladin or an Albion player.

1. I just ass-hatted that guy, wanna see the picture?

2. Those asshat paladins should all be hung, drawn, and quartered.

by Derigor Mortis May 13, 2005

Asshateus Maximus

gluteus's brother

hey gluteus wassup

oh nothing hanging out with Asshateus Maximus

by MasterofDisaster95 September 30, 2016

Asshatness

An enhanced negative manner of actions.

It was his asshatness that drove her away.

by Ja Zee September 9, 2020

Asshatness

The behaviour exuded from someone who is considered to be an ass hat.

The game was broken because of his blatant asshatness.

by Dia1 April 28, 2021

Asshatia

A very cool absolute monarchy ruled by some guy named King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia founded in the 21st century because Gen Z having the brain capacity of a donkey while the world leaders argue some stupid shit I don't read politics.
I don't know who the king is but he sounds like a cool guy if you ask me.

Why am I doing this again?
Oh yeah I'm bored, whoops.

*Scrolling through Discord*
"Ayo why the fuck is there no Asshatia for the asshats?"
"Time to go make a definition for it in Urban Dictionary and hope it doesn't get smited!"

>*Author then got a lightning to the crotch*

by 0 IQ Agent October 30, 2021

Asshatery

When someone has reached the top tier of benign an asshat.

“Why would you make a character just to kill it off? That’s Asshatery!”

by Baby Nunchuck October 28, 2023