Asian Invasion

1. Used to describe the "wave" of Asian immigration
2. Also used to describe a growing number of Asian products

However, there is no such thing as an Asian invasion. Asians make up only 5% of the population. This is hardly considered an "invasion". It was coined through hype, propaganda, ignorance and racism.
In reality, Asians are still a minority group.

"I saw TWO Asians today! It's an Asian Invasion!"

by Academic September 21, 2005

asian cockblock

1. when a member of the asian community prevents another person's advances upon another

2. the worst of all cockblocks

3. something a good wingman should prevent with ease

Damn Josh (JJ) is the worst wingman, he can't even stop an asian cockblock.

by Wickster September 20, 2008

Asian paper

Lined paper that has twice as many lines as yours, causing extreme jealousy because its owner can fit twice as much work on one sheet of paper as you.
Usually owned and supplied by Asians.

Guy 1: Dude how come Hyea-ji can fit all of her work on one side of a piece of paper and it takes me two whole sheets?

Guy 2: Well duh, she has Asian paper. You should ask her for some.

by GregJenning January 13, 2011

Asian Up

An exclamation used when someone is being a wimp or uncool. It is shouted in order to provoke an inspiration of ninja-ness.

Me: *failing to break an apple in half with my bare hands* Wow, this is hard!
Greta: C'mon, Asian Up!

by zora_ninja March 31, 2011

asian cupcake

Verb- the act of eating a large pizza off of the back of a willing partner as she performs fellatio

Dude I totally Asian Cupcaked her back last night - why choose between a BJ and food when u can have both?!

by surrender_2_hungr February 28, 2011

Asian Hotbox

When a group of 5-10 Asian women enter a room with 1 man and proceed to fart in the room then leave the room and lock it shut for 30 minutes.

Man, I could really use an Asian Hotbox right about now!

by Clypsix December 15, 2020

Asian-niffic

asian-niffic means an asain that is really badass, and or pretty;sexy;hot;cute;etc...
some awesome asians are : Jackie Chan; Wendy Wu; Jet Lee; Terrin Liwag.

Girl 1: hey, did you see Jackie Chan in his new movie!?
Girl 2: yeah! he was so asian-niffic!

or

Guy 1: omg! did you see Terrin in that blue dress!?
Guy 2: yeah man... she looked so asain-niffic...

by BLACK&&YELLOW August 10, 2009