Apple Jacked

Have your ipod stolen or "jacked".

I left the windows down in my car and I got apple jacked.

by S-ter September 25, 2008

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appled

The act of dispersing rotten apples into your asshole neighbors yard during the middle of the night.

Karma's a bitch. You've just been appled.

by Husonators January 2, 2012

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What you get when you are subscribe (usually blindly) to all products Apple, while at the same time being completely dismissive of any competition (no matter how superior). This usually involves blind allegiance to any new Apple product or release regardless of the exorbitant sticker price.

"My apple boner was raging when I heard about ios5, but went down to half-mast when I learned of Steve Jobs' death"

"I totally got an Apple boner for the Ipad even though it's basically an over-sized Ipod Touch."

by StinkyCologne October 18, 2011

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Appleagize

Mr. Donald Trump's way of saying apologize without really meaning it.

Trump: I would like to take this time to"appleagize" to all the people who were offended by my statements.

by Sherlock-Time-traveller November 26, 2016

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apple juice trick

Use this trick when a bitch has some nose hair ticklin pussy smell.

First you gotta take some apple juice from your mom's fridge. Then you hold that bitch upside down. Open those pussy lips and pour it everywhere like gravy on mashed potatoes on Thanksgiving day. Once you got it in you can carry on eating that bitch out.
You're welcome

"Aye bro I heard that chick will leave you with bad taint".
"Nah bruh its good, I used the apple juice trick"

by Juanstan November 27, 2018

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