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Your best friend, future wife and life partner. Her ass looks so great in anything she wears. She has the perfect body even though she doesn't impress herself you love her cause you can see her true beauty. Her heart is as big as her ass and she is over the moon when she is in love. She will love and support you in any decisions you make aswell as she is very generous. She is not an argumentative person but she won't take any bullshit.
Alyssa if you're reading this I love you and I'd do anything for you. 🍆✊️💦💦
Alyssa by MMA $LIM October 5, 2022
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Body shape is bean pole. Nicest person you will ever meet, you can tell her anything. If you know her, you are blessed and cursed at the same time. She will make you fall on ur face in the snow and blame u? idk how that works man. gives the best advice abt boys even tho she’s single af.
Boy #1 Is Alyssa single?
Boy #2 Yep but don’t date her.

Boy #1 Why?
Boy #2 she rude. and ain’t got not booty.
Alyssa by calebs mom, conner’s gf November 15, 2022
Alyssa is a beautiful, smart, and humorous girl who will make you laugh in any situation. Although she may be a little sensitive, she is the best gift that anyone could receive in their lifetime. She will try her hardest to make you feel happy, special, and comfortable around her and in her presence. Making her feel special and giving her everything she deserves will make her create a better bond with you!
A: I hung out with Alyssa today!
B: Oh Woah! You're lucky!
A: I know right?!
Alyssa by Jupiter's Rings November 21, 2022
Very short like so tiny smaller than microscopic
Your Alyssa like very Alyssa
Alyssa by Sussybussy February 7, 2023
Alyssa is someone you never want to lose. She will always be there for you no matter what the circumstance may be. She might seem like an angel but if you cross her you would rather wish that you never met her. She will treat you like you treated her. She is beautiful and brave. She has a loud obnoxious laugh that brings light into a room. Make sure to keep your Alyssa safe.
I'm sorry Alyssa.
Alyssa by YourSuggarMamma February 10, 2023
Alyssa is a funny loyal friend. Alyssa will always make you smile no matter what. Alyssa is very empathetic and can match your energy. If there is an Alyssa in your life, you will forever be happy.
Alyssa: Hi
Alyssa by lkibuvyggg February 25, 2023
Really cute girl who plays volleyball and loves to talk with friends. Short mean and funny talks like she’s black but isn’t a packers fan. She makes a lot of friends. DOESNT GIVE PEOPLE CHANCES BRU
I’m Alyssa and I’m better than you in volley ball bitch