Alter Toddy Tickler

luxpaws system alter named toddy tickler
He likes to tickle toddlers, doesn’t get in troubel with law because he can plead insanity.

“Lux tickled my toddler!” “Oh, no thats just The Alter Toddy Tickler.”

by .sinicism March 26, 2024

Alternative NNN Calendar

Jack-off January
Fuck-time February
Masturbating March
Anal April
Moaning May
Jizzing June
Juicy July
Ate-out August
Sucking September
Ovulating October
Nutting November
Dick-riding December

I am participating in Ate-out August instead of No Nut November this year.

Yo bro, you trying the Alternative NNN Calendar this year?
Yeah of course bro.

by Delays April 15, 2024

Alternative NNN Calendar

Jack-off January
Fuck-time February
Masturbating March
Anal April
Moaning May
Jizzing June
Juicy July
Ate-out August
Sucking September
Ovulating October
Nutting November
Dick-riding December

I am participating in Ate-out August instead of No Nut November this year.

Yo bro, you trying the Alternative NNN Calendar this year?
Of course bro, i am always up for a challenge.

by Delays April 15, 2024

Alternating Caps

The ultimately way to disprove a common myth.

"You can't convey sarcasm through text."

Alternating Caps: "Hold my beer"

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 24, 2024

alternative

it is a type of kidney stone when you piss, your balls hurt and you feel like you have to throw up.

guy: I have a bad alternative. I throw up when I pee.
girl: eww! get away from me!
guy: :(

by anonymous May 4, 2024

Altaein

A language spoken by humanoid alien creatures called the Levita, or levitater when translated into English. These creatures live on a planet called Elton.

They spoke to him in Altaein.

by Altaein December 13, 2024

alterbanfer

when you get so drunk that you realize that you are drunk but you cant control your body

person 1:hey dude have you ever been alterbanfer before?
person 2: yeah i couldnt help but get even more drunk!

by myfirsttimeusingtheurbandictio December 21, 2024