alarm clock

A demonic thing that deprives you of what's rightfully yours. A.k.a. sleep

SHUT THAT FUCKING ALARM CLOCK OFF!!

by nigg er face March 18, 2015

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Alarm Cock

Waking up your significant other by having sex with them.

Erin was fast asleep when she felt the alarm cock go off at 8am sharp

by Quaxo March 17, 2016

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alacraty

Adj,
Being rude,or abnoxios.

His alacraty at the party was out of hand.

by Amjdjdjsk August 13, 2016

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When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.

**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.

by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016

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