Patch Apes

A group of people who collect Morale patches in an aggressive manner
I tried to catch the new patch drop, but the Patch apes went crazy on it.
by PatchGuy April 07, 2018
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Ape Hangers

A term for very large saggy old women titties whose best life are behind them. Also commonly referred to handlebars on a Harley Davidson Motorcycle popularized by the gay community.
Whoa, look at grandmas Ape Hangers! Those were probably awesome back in the day.
by BadLarryLenitz January 27, 2023
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Ap Alistar

A cancerous build that is used only by noobs and people who weren't loved as a child. The build was originally designed for sackless bitches and was then later adapted to fit the play style of Sam Pepper.
Guy: So what did you do last night?
Other guy: My dick fell off because is played Ap Alistar
by Almighty Daygon February 20, 2018
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pathetic ape

Phrase used to describe someone that can’t think straight, is dumb and on the same level as an ape. A low life
All you do is sit at home and play video games. Your such a pathetic ape Ethan.
by ur a crack muncher May 19, 2019
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Titty ape

A hairy woman who is so angry or aggressive that she screams at the top of her lungs and pounds on her big titties, creating a 4.5 on the Richter scale
Someone call 911! I’m being attacked by a wild titty ape!
by Can you burn a Luigi board August 17, 2019
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Ape Escape

When you or another individual does something so profoundly stupid that makes you look like a fool/clown.
Person1: "I told you to kick the ball into the opposite goal"
Person2: "I did!"
Person1: "No you didn't you've kicked it into the our goal multiple times now. Ape Escape!"
by WhisperOfTheWorm December 14, 2019
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Schrödingers Ape

Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.
All their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödingers Ape paradox.
by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021
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