taco-scurvy

a deep sadness and longing caused by a lack of restaurants with good tacos, characterized by sadness at meals and general malaise. Became common in the 21st century as more people from California migrated to the population centers of the globe that are barren wastelands of great Mexican food.
I talked to Josh today, he sounded really off, took a while to get to the bottom of it, he is suffering from taco-scurvy. Amsterdam is a barren wasteland when it comes to good Mexican food. He should get on the first flight back to LA.
by iceberg5xx June 17, 2020
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Taco Surprise

Taugh-co Ser-prize
When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.
"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*

"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"
by Rad Chad March 15, 2014
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taco vendrito

A taco vendrito is someone who sells tacos. The term taco vendrito comes from the root of taco vendor, but was changed to taco vendrito to be more stereotypical Spanish.
I know a great taco vendrito, he owns a restaurant downtown.
by Wandrito June 20, 2008
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Glossy taco

It is a phrase used by simply nailogical meaning glossy top coat
Now add a glossy taco because we're gonna add nail vinals next
by Hololover September 17, 2017
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Glossy taco

A glossy gel top coat that Simply Nailogical usually puts over her nails after painting them
“Put a glossy taco on your nails and bake that shit for a minute
by ep4l July 13, 2018
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Soft Tacos

Term for a gay orgy with no lube.
"Nah man, I don't you think you should go to the party unless you're into Soft Tacos."
by TheBirdsCanSeeEverything June 29, 2022
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Toledo Taco

When youre banging a chick from behind, you shit on plate, add grated cheese and lettuce, and then smash the contents of the plate on the woman's face like a pie. When she turns around after being insulted, cum on her face for the sour cream effect.
PK: Holy shit Delvy, I saw Maria today at work, she must have been pretty hungry last night.
Delvy: Fuck yeah man, she was eating Toledo Taco's all night.
by T Town Playas January 28, 2006
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