A human, male figure that 99% of the time innocently walks away from their wife (human, woman figure) and their child (sometimes they have one) and tells them "I'll be quick I'm just getting some milk"
by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023
Get the Fathermug. by headgiver3000 November 20, 2023
Get the Fathermug. 
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
Get the My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Releasemug. by Mochi Fox July 2, 2023
Get the fathermug. It is only the male that has contributed to the realization of one or more pregnancies through his genetic material.
by Yornol April 6, 2023
Get the fathermug. It's DJ Khaled. You'd probably already know that though due to how much he shoves it down your throat.
Person: Oh hey, I think I've seen you before. Who are you again?
DJ Khaled: IT'S THE FATHER OF ASAAAAHDDDDDDDDD (ASAHD) (ASAHD) another one.
Person: Uhhh.. cool? I know you're the father of asahd but what is your actual name?
DJ Khaled: DJ KHAALEDDD! WE THA BEST MUSI-
Person: Just shut up.
DJ Khaled: IT'S THE FATHER OF ASAAAAHDDDDDDDDD (ASAHD) (ASAHD) another one.
Person: Uhhh.. cool? I know you're the father of asahd but what is your actual name?
DJ Khaled: DJ KHAALEDDD! WE THA BEST MUSI-
Person: Just shut up.
by Shitacious November 11, 2020
Get the Father of Asahdmug.