weed tarded

weed/tar/did adj. reverse or slow down of mental functionary as the result of inducing extremely good marijuana

dude 1: dude, you saw that pink elephy it jus flew thru the win'
dude 2: um...where?
dude 1: THERE!!!
dude 2: dude, your fuckin weed tarded rite now

by C1J August 12, 2006

dick weed

A person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement.

If you don't stop acting like a dickweed, I'm going to have to kick your ass.

by George March 16, 2003

Weed Steamer

A technique refined by world class researchers at Brown University where one autoclaves a large quantity of marijuana and recirculates the air in the building.

That weed steamer may have caused me to bust a lung.

by Weed Browny September 7, 2005

Weed Fairy

A person who does not deal weed but always has weed and smokes you down all the time.

"Dude how do you afford to smoke everyday?"

"I have a weed fairy"

by ihaveaweedfairy October 13, 2009

weed quest

A Weed Quest is what usally happens when an eigth grader or highschool freshman first discovers weed and begins to smoke up everyday thinking hes hot shit. Weed Quests usally end when the little fucker is caught or he runs out of his allowance money. Dealers usally cash in on this because little kids are dumb enough to buy middies for 30 or 40 bucks, since they dont know any better.

"Man i'm makin a shitload of cash since little johnny got on that weed quest.

by David Bryan January 6, 2008

cup of weed

When you blow weed smoke into a :frozen" cup. The weed will linger in the cup and you can tip the cup and inhale the smoke, but it will look ike you are drinking it.
Its a good way to get a small second hit.

My girlfriend was suprised when i drank from a cup and blew out smoke.

its a cup of weed baby!

by TDowns June 13, 2007

Jimson Weed

Notorious for its toxicity, Jimson Weed is a large flowering plant with the genus Datura and the family Solanaceae. It has long white trumpet-like flowers. Its seeds grow in pods and can be consumed (or its leaves can be smoked) to produce an extremely potent psychoactive effect.

A typical dose is 5 to 7 seeds, but it has been reported effective in as little as 2. An overdose can cause delirium, delusions, paralysis, stupor and death. This is due to its dangerous combination of atropine, scopolamine, and hyoscyamine.

Its effects are said to always trigger a 24 to 48 hour anticholinergic delirium, which basically means the user is incapable of distinguishing fantasy from reality - NOT to be confused with hallucination in which the user may know is false interpretation. Overall, no matter how bizarre things get, the user will still find the twisted reality credible.

Users report when they are not hallucinating, they still are susceptible to abnormal actions which the user perceives as normal, and things the user would never do seem like just an everyday activity: ie. Rearranging furniture into one corner of the room in a very obviously impractical way, but the user, completely aware of what they are doing still does not see it as abnormal and may believe they are doing something useful.

Common Names: Devil's Apple; Thorn Apple; Stinkweed; Devil's Weed; Malpitte; Moonflower; Toloache; Angel's Trumpet; Daemon's Trumpet

Where the f*ck is my snowsuit!?
Dude, it's July. What do you need a snowsuit f..
Can't you see I'm trying to fix the TV? Now where the f*ck is my damn snowsuit? F*CK!
Up your ass!
**Looks up Ass**
You asshole I wasn't even asking you dude, I was asking Tikiman.
Wow that Jimson Weed still has you f*cked up dude, don't take so many seeds next time!

by N8Duff October 10, 2008