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running taco

When you eat Mexican food and you have to run to the bathroom because you have diarrhea.
Man, that walking taco gave me a running taco. I barely made it to the toilet.
by Zeusifer March 22, 2016
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hightstown taco

when there are 50 or more mexicans (aka tosted marshmellows) and they are deported. They come back to hightstown try to work at taco bell but are fired because they eat all of the tacos. They then try to work at mcdonalds burger king and wendies. They are eccepted and start to reproduce and form gangs.
Josey and his papeedos made some hightstown tacos
by titty master5000 October 26, 2011
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Dwarven Taco

A Dwarven Taco is a well manicured preferably braided pubis area of some females.
Dude, I was totally gonna go down on Tammy but she had a total Dwarven Taco and I couldn’t even find her hole
by Naty by Nature December 15, 2018
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Taco Dog

1) A gourmet dish that can only be prepared properly by a couple consisting of a male individual and a female individual. It is said to taste like sex, in other words, THE GREATEST THING EVER. Problem is, I'm a female vagitarian, and just like a male penivore, eating or even preparing this dish is against my morals.

2) An epic idea, essentially a Hot dog placed in a Taco instead of a bun, and maybe with some simple ketchup, sour cream, guacamole or salsa, it might go well. On the other hand, it might not; honestly I have no clue because, for real, I'm also a vegetarian.
1) Alex: Hey, babe, wanna make a Taco Dog tonight?
Samantha: Ahhh, yeah sure, can't wait, I love Taco Dogs, just try not to finish the Taco Dog too quickly this time, okay! I want to savor every bite.
Alex: But I can't help myself!!! It's so delicious...

2) Me: Dude, what the hell are you eating?
John: Ahhh, it's a Taco Dog with Guacamole, all I had left in the freezer was a single hot dog, in the fridge some Guacamole, and there was a single taco shell lying in an open box on the counter, so...
Me: That's nasty, stop eating that crap and go shopping for some real food, puhlease!
by AmigoTaco August 5, 2012
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Taco Surprise

Taugh-co Ser-prize
When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.
"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*

"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"
by Rad Chad April 21, 2014
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Free Taco

When you fall on a concrete or other hard surface and break your wrist bones.
My friend was ice-skating on the lake the other day and accidentally free taco´d himself.
by Jester Clown January 23, 2020
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Toledo Taco

When youre banging a chick from behind, you shit on plate, add grated cheese and lettuce, and then smash the contents of the plate on the woman's face like a pie. When she turns around after being insulted, cum on her face for the sour cream effect.
PK: Holy shit Delvy, I saw Maria today at work, she must have been pretty hungry last night.
Delvy: Fuck yeah man, she was eating Toledo Taco's all night.
by T Town Playas January 28, 2006
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