Ghostly Richard

When you grasp your hand in its ideal jerk-it position, chop it off, wait for the rigor mortis to set it, and use it to masturbate.

Guy 1: Did you hear Charlie gave himself a Ghostly Richard last week?

Guy 2: Yeah! I'm jealous. I did that last year and now I'm saving my second hand for college.

by Tasty Steve January 28, 2019

Recon Richard

A Warzone player who spends the entire game completing Recon Contracts in order to know the location of the final circle.

This player will typically run either Ghost or Restock, along with a heartbeat sensor, to maximize the effectiveness of a camping playstyle.

"He might be dealing with a Recon Richard here at the end of this match." - FaZe Jev

by Warzone_Vocabulary June 02, 2021

Richard Smith

He's a dumbass teacher that's always distracted. He's a sad hooman who doesn't care about anything. He also stays at school on a weekend. He also has a scruffy ass beard. He's stupidly funny too.

God! That teacher's such a Richard Smith!

by cseeker February 27, 2019

Richard Hatch

He won survivor: Borneo

Remember survivor Borneo? Yeah Richard Hatch Won!

by MCavalier January 18, 2021

Dylan Richards

Waste of space, eats Cheetos while playing PlayStation, thinks he's big man but he's a nonce

Yo Dylan Richards you're getting robbed

by BIG.MAN.ON.THE.BLOCK July 13, 2021

Richards Law

Anything can happen good, will get better!

I always love to use “Richards Law” to counteract that horrible no good Murphy’s law!

We were on a job site on Rooftop and out of nowhere “Murphy’s law” jumped at us, then to counteract it, we enabled “Richards Law” to kick Murphy’s laws ass right off the job site immediately !!

by MiniMarley December 19, 2018

angry richard

When a Male rubs his dick in icyhot then fornicate with a woman.

Dude, my girls pussy was on fire when I gave her that angry richard

by MikeHuntYaBoo May 15, 2020