Patrick Samaroo

A man who communicates only through musical numbers and interpretive dance moves, such as the eagle dance.
-Who is that in the corner over there?

-oh that's Patrick Samaroo, he is a little special.
by bigbigboi May 27, 2020
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polish patrick

An uncircumcised chode having kid who gets no pussy. Typically acts gay and likes to make fun of jewish people while watching Star Wars porn.
Sam: Remember Polish Patrick from high school.

Sarah: Eww yea. His cock was so fat.
by Aidan Mcclay April 28, 2017
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Patrick hockstatter

the hottest man in IT, hands down. Basically the new chad
by patricksno1fan August 08, 2022
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Patrick Statement

A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.
Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement
by Professional Fur Handler August 25, 2018
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Patrick Peterson

The Top shutdown cornerback in the NFL. He will ruin any recievers day. It's very hard to catch a pass when within 100 feet of this man.
Ben: You haven't caught one ball I've thrown to you today.
Antonio: Well... I am being covered by Patrick Peterson.
by FBKing100 April 24, 2016
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Patrick spray

Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)
“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”

“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.
by Hal2001 April 20, 2023
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