A fat guy that sticks a leach up his ass and to pour the blood into a old condom to then chew on it like gum.
by Squirty Murphy May 05, 2025
The girl was scary like Eddie Murphy, and in the trenches like McCauley Culkin in Home Alone, so you shouldn't underestimate her tricks. She is Eddie Murphy scary.
by Solid Mantis February 08, 2021
The girl was scary like Eddie Murphy, especially when she got so serious, as she called it. She was Eddie Murphy scary.
by Solid Mantis February 08, 2021
by Anharris May 23, 2017
Real one: You ever heard of Injaazaat Inti Yevgeny Murphy ?
Girl: No, what’s that ?
Real one: only the best horse to ever live !
Girl: No, what’s that ?
Real one: only the best horse to ever live !
by finnnn.2nns August 01, 2023
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The plumpest, most lazy, and most wrinkly Bulldog. If he lays down, he's out like a light ZzZzZz. He has the loudest snore known to man and can cause a mini earthquake in your bedroom. Don't take Murphy to a cabin by a mountain cause his snoring will be sure to create a full on avalanche. After one drink of water be ready to put up the "wet floor sign" because where ever he goes after a sip of water will surly be soaked. Among Murphy's favorite things include: sleeping, eating, snorting, and drooling. Murphy is the poster child for Murphy's Law because when he's left alone something will go wrong.
Coworker: Wanna get something to eat after work?
Me: No, sorry I can't. Murphy has been alone for too long.
Coworker: What could possibly go wrong?
Me: Everything... You just jinxed it. I have to get home before I'm evicted for noise complaints.
Coworker: Oh shit sorry.. Noise complaints?
Me: Murph snores like a fucking Wooly Walrus Mammoth. I. HAVE. TO. GO.
Me: No, sorry I can't. Murphy has been alone for too long.
Coworker: What could possibly go wrong?
Me: Everything... You just jinxed it. I have to get home before I'm evicted for noise complaints.
Coworker: Oh shit sorry.. Noise complaints?
Me: Murph snores like a fucking Wooly Walrus Mammoth. I. HAVE. TO. GO.
by LDizzle10 December 20, 2018