30 minute-er

A massive shit, in reference to the amount of time you will be spending on John Crapper's invention.

Be back in a while, I need to take a 30 minute-er.
Give me the Bible, I have a 30 minute-er brewing.

by S. Ewin October 21, 2004

I Need A Minute

Phrase. Used to let your friends or whoever you are in the midst of conversation with that the stress level has reached an all time high. One would require a break so as to cool down and not "Freak Out!!"

Wife/Girlfriend/Annoying Friend: Nag, Nag, Nag (Senseless Conversation)
Me: Gahhh, I'm getting so stressed/annoyed right now, I need a minute.

by o0 CyRaX 0o September 4, 2010

two minute brother

a man who has no stamina in the bedroom who comes too quickly during sex, resulting in a loss of pleasure for their partner(s).

Damn, after getting humped by that two minute brother, I need a ride on my dildo to get my cum on.

by the skizzow September 4, 2003

15 Minutes of Lame

Short-lived celebrity of someone who did something stupid and not fame-worthy.

I hate that stupid Rebecca Black song. I'm glad her 15 minutes of lame are up.

by MandaWooWoo July 11, 2011

New York minute

Really fast, lickety-split; just ask me and I'll jump on it.

I can whip up some martinis in a New York minute.

by octopod December 6, 2003

4 minute abs

something very funny that makes you laugh so vigorously that it is as if you are excercising in hopes of getting abs.

Oh my god, the products in that catalogue aimed at senior citizens were 4 minute abs!

by goby's old man's sister November 7, 2007

Every 15 Minutes

A program used in high schools across America to promote the dangers of drinking and driving. It is usually held a few days prior to the school Prom and close to Graduation because teenagers tend to drink during those time periods because of all the parties.

Tatiana was selected to participate in Every 15 Minutes, a program that promotes the dangers of drinking and driving.

by Name_Withheld June 9, 2005