Toffee Hammer

A multipurpose tool originally used for "breaking apart toffee." It's other uses include cracking skulls, repelling trolls, sexual pleasure, and as a makeshift demolition tool for the great pyramids or the Stonehenge. Rumor has it, the Toffee hammers will store the souls of those killed by their awesome power.

"Man I can't get this door unlocked."

"Stand back, I'll knock it down with my toffee hammer!"

by Jtizzle96 January 15, 2018

womb hammer

A slap on the vagina by a penis, preferably erect.

Ariana Grande said to her partner,"Ohh yea, keep that womb hammer going!"

by Meme Slurper December 17, 2015

soviet hammer

A Russian with a big ass dick

Soviet hammer here for the party

by Ghjxdhm July 30, 2017

Pat the Hammer

Very wise

Pat the Hammer knows all.

by 101sarcasm February 04, 2021

Thot Hammer

A guy who only has sex with thots who has a superiority complex alongside validation to his ego only fueling a further douchebag persona to be portrayed to others and hammering more thots

Chad is a total thot hammer.

by baileystrum July 18, 2021

dropped the hammer

when you go out and party hard...really hard.

Dude I don't know what happened last night, but I "dropped the hammer" and woke up with half a social security card and a 70's style Slazenger tennis racket.

by Murder Junkies April 02, 2011

Hooves Hammer

When someone does a weird ass fucking serve for spike ball which looks like someone putting a pipe up an elderly persons asshole.

The Hooves Hammer can be effective on and off the court.

by OvilInUrMum69 May 20, 2020