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David

A very sexy and good looking guy. He gets all of the girls and has a big pp. He is the greatest person to ever walk the face of the earth. If you are a girl than you should go get with him now.
David you are the most awesome guy ever.
by The knowledge tree October 25, 2019
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David

David. A nice tall guy but with a dark secret...He’s a child sodomizer
Wow did you see David come in the other day? He was so nice but I’m pretty sure he got arrested leaving the restaurant
by Mrchickenman autobiographer November 4, 2020
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david

Average height, blonde hair , blue eyes. Has a scar on his lip from playing football. Still never kissed a girl.
He is such a david
by Mr. Man 01 November 30, 2017
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david

david garcia mean someone who is A Sick ass foo very chill and funny and does dumb shit often but hes chill he your daddy.
by essskeetit May 3, 2018
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David

DAVID: "Beloved"

Root: Racist angel hating King of Old Testament

Nephilim fearing marksman King David gained warrior status by killing a giant with one blow between the eyes

In yoga, raising your kundalini energy is a kind of spiritual experience is famously termed "unlocking the "lock of the beloved" or coiled one.
Christians call this "receiving the Holy Spirit". This is also why Christ is referred to as being from the "house of David, or root of David" and bearing the seal of the star of David....which is signified as a masculine force(the right side up pyramid) and a feminine force (the cup or downward facing pyramid) coming together as ONE ..meaning "Union" with the divine.

Seeing a "David" in spiritual ascension with dancing flames as a pairing of male and female energies denotes harmony, balance, alignment of higher self, and clearing of a root chakra blockage.

When we "unlock" the curl of the "beloved", we transition. It is the holy spirits decent on the spiritless tyrant.

A parent should pick ANY other name for their child besides "David". "David" may be a fine name, not a name I would use due to all the associations with mystical spiritual experiences religious experiences.

David is still a pretty be-lovable yet highly flawed guy. This makes his serious jerk nature all the more humorous, because he can be scared of his own shadow, even with all those slingshots and stones.
"That guy David should watch where he aims his slingshot."
by spiritualslut July 2, 2019
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David

he’s a fucking asshole everyone hates him, he has a phat chode and loves dick down his throat, alls he eats is ass and big toes,if u know a david or if ur kids name is david abort them ASAP. they are the next gays of the generation
oi how gay is david
i know right what a faggot
by ur dads pp June 1, 2020
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David

A short ass nigga he kinda Asian but he isn’t
Look at David he is short asf
by 2 footer November 19, 2019
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