Dildo Head

Someone who just walks around lookin like a ball sack

That Person is being a dildo head because she beat the meat out of your hampster

by Buttholejenkins December 8, 2018

Archaic Dildo

A metal dildo used in the medieval times as a weapon and a tool

The old woman an Archaic Dildo to have fun

by Arcaic Dildo May 15, 2020

dildo holder

1. Someone you hire to hold your used dildo.

2. Someone who has a dick that feels like a dildo and they play/hold it a lot.

1. My dildo holder that I just hired is so awesome.

2. I broke up with my bf because he's such a dildo holder.

by ivanwhythen October 9, 2014

Dildo King

The King Of Dildos, they have dragon dildo anal beads in there ass at all times.

"The dildo king needs you to pay your lube taxes."

by Choader Boater May 16, 2020

monster dildo

A huge fucking dildo

Regan used the monster dildo

by Iknowkinkystuff October 20, 2019

Burnt dildo

When you take the ashes from a cremated body and put them in a condom and use them as a dildo.

Have you ever used your ex husband as a burnt dildo?

by Splooogier January 13, 2022

Walking dildo

A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.

How was tommy last night?

He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.

Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?

Yes, just like all men are.

by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022