Brandon

Normal for some time but then as he ages gets more retarded
Drew : Have you been around brandon lately.
Hunter: Yah he seems pretty fuckin dumb.
Drew + Hunter : Laughs
Brandon: HAHA -- What?
by PhysiczTv July 25, 2017
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Someone with an incredibly small penis
Person 1: would you date brad?
Person 2: I would, but I heard he’s a bit of a Brandon.
by BigBoyGamer March 05, 2020
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Absolute Fuck Up. Most likely has acne. Also he is trash at sports game ex: NBA 2k FIFA
Brandon is a fuck up
by Taiden’s Uncle October 18, 2019
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3 words, RICH WHITE BOY

he is probably in a Jewish sex cult

But tries to hide it.

But overall he is a lovable, stupid, funny person
Omg, Brandon is soo funny
by sexy mommy June 05, 2019
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he's lowkey an idiot who makes fun of you and is clumsy asf butttttttt hes nice-ish when hes in a good mood
person 1: did you see brandon last nigh?
person 2: yeah, that dummy fell of a table
by rowbydowby May 27, 2019
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A self centered liar that is weak and has a micro chode
Brandon is a gayford he cant even jack off its so small
by cloppy February 21, 2017
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by Violet Knowles October 05, 2018
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