walmart eyes

To roll your eyes.

I was talking to Jay, and his wife Dawn did not like what I said, she showcased her Walmart Eyes.

by Breadstickhands December 4, 2020

Nintendo eye

A condition brought on by playing video games for long periods of time with out looking away from the screen.

Symptoms include- blurred vision, problems concentrating, head-aches, irritability, & nausea.

After 24 hours of playing wow nonstop everything started getting blurry, about 20 minutes later I was nauseous and couldn't think straight...

I realized, it was nintendo eye.

by Matsutsuki86 November 14, 2010

eye understand

the all-seeing i
...needs u to stand under it

"we're sorry, sir, your account has insufficient balance"
"eye understand"

by YuniQ9 January 21, 2014

ovary eyes

The state of inevitable awe, wonder, and adoration that women fall prey to when faced with an adorable baby or child.

This state is accompanied by the primal mating call of the woman's ovaries and sudden yearning to have the "we're ready" conversation with the next eligible bachelor in sight.

This state is intensified tenfold with the addition of a handsome father, a man holding a baby's hand, a man holding a baby, or a man generally interacting adorably with an infant and/or child.

E.g. "Yo, did you see that hot dad over there talking to his little baby? Major ovary eyes."

"Oh man! I had the worst ovary eyes today when I saw Chris Hemsworth cradling his baby into his massive bicep."

by Merkley May 16, 2014

Rotti eyes

The look a person gives when they are both angry and horny. Also known as rottweiler eyes.

I left her hotel room and she looked at me with those rotti eyes.

by Finnkle February 18, 2019

Eye Karma

The unfortunate cause and effect scenario that occurs to a person's eye or eye area as a result of a past deviant act of performing carnal knowledge to someone's eye socket.

George had a past sexual indiscretion with someone’s eye socket. Years later, eye karma visited George when during a rifle shoot, a shell casing tumbled perfectly and wedged between his safety glasses and his eye lid. His eye lid was seared. Poor George.

by JoeyD-PSC June 17, 2019

Soup Eyes

When a drug is consumed which dilates the pupils

Matt just took some MDMA and now he's got soup eyes!

by brianfeadsmecookies June 19, 2011