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Kyle

The definition of scum, who wants what he can't have
by Strugglebuddy69 June 25, 2016
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Kyle

Someone who does drugs every weekend, eats tomato sauce sandwiches and commits mindless vandalism.
Kyle's been back at it with the law-breaking and tomato sauce sandwich eating...
by Uncle Whitmore April 15, 2018
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Kyle

A person who often gets bored,and ends up being cocky on urban dictionary and writing about himself
Reader: Omg the writer here is such a Kyle
by Jshebdbrjfjbsiahdbksb July 19, 2018
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Kyle

Kyle is so ugly
by Lal papie March 31, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle is a stupid, adopted, bald, smelly, chunking, ugly, loser that was a huge hole in his face and gets whipped hard at night.
Kyle sure is an ugly loser. I feel bad for anyone that is his friend.
by Wet Stain December 30, 2016
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Kyle

The most annoying person you’ll ever meet. Swears he’s the coolest bitch in town and that he has the best music taste and style. He’s mad stubborn and thinks he’s always fucking right when I’m reality he’s a stupid little cunt. He “surfs” and “dances.” Also he’s afraid of caterpillars and being soft in front of his friends
1.
Friend: “Kyle bro I love indie music Tame Impala is so fucking good
Kyle: They’re so mainstream UHG YOU KNOW NOTHING AND HAVE HORRIBLE TASTE IN MUSIC

2.
what the FUCK is up KYLE no what did you say WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE
by Mebitchhh July 30, 2018
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Kyle

a horny asshole who will try to suck your toes and doesn't take "no" for an answer. he was baptized in monster energy drinks and bathes in grease in his mom's basement, watching anime while eating his 7th box of black licorice. he asks for head from random people that he recently met over the internet and guilt-trips people for not complying with his gross nature.
omg is that kyle? he fucking assaulted me yesterday

kyle drinks too much monster

he punched a hole in his drywall

he paid $10 for hentai

his girlfriend "delga" is a cum slut and his alt account
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