urban dictionary

That thing that used to be funny and won't let you publish definitions EVER.

I miss when Urban Dictionary was actually funny.

by Niger Tits November 3, 2015

Urban Dictionary

1. A place used not just by you but by law enforcement, advertisers, and your mom. It helps everyone keep up on the new code words you used on twitter this week to describe what you did last friday.

And yes, the police are coming for you....run!

2. The reason you failed english class

Example#1

Suspects home was stormed by police due to his self incriminating post about his white lighting a prop with his dirty double d.

Luckily law enforcement knew what that meant and quickly stormed the scene, He is now safely in prison in another mans arms. Happy valentines day

2. Urban dictionary seemed to have played a role in the naming of the new "epic selfie donkey punch coke" brand.

by InvitroCannibal February 24, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A mug shop

Urban Dictionary is a fucking mug shop

by mega kid October 24, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A website where you go to look up 'modern' definitions. However, most things have something to do with sex or drugs.

Dude, I just got a definition published at Urban Dictionary. Don't worry, it is mildly spicy ;)

by Swago1200 January 15, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A fantastic dictionary website with a community of very non biased greatly open minded extremely intelligent people to write all the definitions. Urban dictionary also has some nice editors who are really good at their job approving nearly every word added to the site.

URbAn DICTiOnaRY RoXX!!!!1

No.... Not really....

by BigStupidJellyFish October 18, 2012

Urban Dictionary

The type of place people go to when they are bored. If you are very bored, you might even try and send in a definition. And if you are EXTREMELLY bored, you might become an editor and spend hours looking at other peoples lame ass definitions for shit you aint never heard of in your whole life.

Me: Oh no, i am bored. Whatever shall i do? Oh i know. Maybe ill waste my life away on urban dictionary looking up random and utterly useless things like "urban dictionary" and "definition".

by IDoNotEatPantzz August 30, 2010

Urban Dictionary

Some lousy website I never spent time on...

Why are you even searching Urban Dictionary . LOOK AT THE TOP OF THE SCREEN!!!!

by Agent V12 March 13, 2017