The Chode

A guy who closes closets with tape measures instead of actually doing work. They also have a strange resemblance to Millhouse on the Simpsons.

Metzler wasted time all day. He's a real the chode.

by Steak_N_Shake May 4, 2021

chode

past tense of chide

When I hauled out my my short, fat penis she chode me all night.

by doboy11 November 13, 2011

Chode

A chode is when a dudes member is thicker than it is long.

So did you fuck that guy last night?
Na he couldn't get it in, the guys hung like agent chodey banks.
Ahhh right.. a devinchi chode.

by The Professor Of Life September 10, 2010

chode

this means that someone has the same length dick as it is wide.

"u couldent shag no one with that chode.

by joseph.g December 12, 2007

chode

1)a penis wider than it is long.
2)some one that is gay

1)tim (betts) has a chode
2) tim is such a chode

by sharon betts July 24, 2008

Chode

A person who's neck is the same circumference as thier waist. Not implying overweight, just WIDE.

Origin of word use: Long Island circa 1974

"Hey John look at the guy over there. Man! he is a damn chode if I have ever seen one."

by Rabdawg September 2, 2005

Chode

the black, burnt up resin at the bottom of your bowl when you finish smoking reefer and don't clean your piece

Dude, let's smoke a bowl.
I don't have any, but we can smoke the chode.
Okay!

by Chododile March 18, 2009