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New Jersey

place. Quaint little city with good views of the majesty of New York if the wind is from the proper quarter. Founded by folks looking to germinate anthematic rockers and harvest the bounty of someone else’s lands, New Jersey has become a land of opportunity for Finnish ice hockey players, Springsteen impressionists, oddly-named “actresses” and purveyors of amusing t-shirts.

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“New Jersey In the Mist” would be a good album title.

A what? How old are you?
by gnostic3 November 24, 2019
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New Jersey Cheesesteak

A type of sandwich made from thinly sliced liver cooked with onions and limburger cheese.

Comes from a story about a US Airforce Airman who cut a hole in his USAF dorm mattress, tapped the edges and covered it with plastic, packed the hole with two liver filets, and fucked that meat hole on the regular. Filled with stinky cheese and shame.
Hey, did I tell you that my roommate was fucking some raw meat shoved in a hole in his mattress? Oh yeah, a new jersey cheesesteak huh? Thats damn good sandwich man.
by Network Pathogen August 1, 2021
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New Jersey Sloppy Joe

A Sloppy Joe where you have your friend cum inside the sandwich. This is because just like in New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas.
"Dude my friend hooked me up with a New Jersey Sloppy Joe, and I didn't need any protein supplements today!"
by Sevadonn March 8, 2019
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New Jersey Turnpike

Sex act when a man ejaculates into a woman’s asshole, then she farts the semen into the man’s mouth who then pukes it up into the woman’s vagina, impregnating her. An act defined by Adam Friedland on the comedy podcast, Cumtown
Adam Friedland was conceived by his parents during a New Jersey Turnpike
by Zamboni_Man March 20, 2023
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new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a female vommits on her partner seated on the toilet. The partner cums and has diarrhea at the same time, mixing it all together. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dough to create the dumpling.
(Hey man) Im really hungry
Sure Kal i have some dumplings leftover from when my girl was here.
What kind?
The new jersey dumpling!
by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024
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New Jersey Nut Shot

When you fuck a girl with your balls and stick your dick in her belly button
Bro I had whiskey dick so I just hit her with the New Jersey Nut Shot
by MFa3 August 13, 2025
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New Jersey - Part 3

part 3 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is.Yeah. It gets annoying and boring to hear so much hate about your own state which is MOSTLY EVEN NOT TRUE. We should get what we deserve. Also we have a higher amount of well-known/famous people than all of you. We have the USA Ambassador to Burkina Faso and Benin, we have the guy who designed the MLB logo, we have Tom Cruise, we have Shaquille O' Neal, we were home to FUCKING THOMAS EDISON (hence the city, Edison), we have Richard Nixon, Queen Latifah, Paul Rudd, Grover Cleveland, Frank Sinatra, Martha Stewart, Brittany Murphy, Zach Braff, Thomas Mitchell, Michelle Rodriguez, Ray Liotta, John Amos, Dennis Boutsikaris, Benjamin Burnley, Lou Costello, Buzz Aldrin, Sean Baker, Judy Blume, MERYL FUCKING STREEP, Bruce Springsteen, Whitney Houston, Bud Abbott, Charles Addams, Madeleine Brewer, Emma Jean Bell, Kevin Spacey, Victor Cruz, Patrick Warburton, Michael Douglass, Loretta Swit, Jon Bon Jovi, Bruce Willis, Kiersten Dunst, Count Basie, Flamingo (the child roblox youtuber), Cristin Milioti, Frankie Vallie, Conni Francis, Dionne Warwick, Ali Larter, Carli Lloyd, Halsey, Chris Carrino, Max Ehrich, ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN (one of the smartest and well/widely-known physicians or even people in the world), THE FUCKING JONAS BROTHERS, and a lot more which I can't say in this part because of the character limit go to my profile for part 4 i promise it's up these were all posted in the same 10 mins.
That marks the end of New Jersey - Part 3!
by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022
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