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National Tidy Toy Day

Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"
by Fullmetalf@g June 8, 2023
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dating toy

Dating Toy (noun): A playful and innovative product designed to upgrade the dating experience by creating fun, comfort and intimacy. While the world is familiar with the notion of "sex toys," a dating toy, exemplified by the Big Spoon Pillow, takes things to the next base without the pressure of going all the way.
The world is ready for dating toys. "Who needs wine and chocolates? Or an awkward yawn to wrap your arm around their shoulder? When you have a dating toy like the Big Spoon Pillow? It's the secret weapon for transforming ordinary dates into extraordinary cuddle sessions that redefine comfort and connection."
by BigSpoonPillow August 20, 2023
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Jews (Hitlers Toy)

Jews, are people that loved to play in the oven, they would get there dick cut at the very top.
Which is also known as Circumcise.
THey like to give handjobs occasionally to each other (especially men) hitler saw that as gay, and got rid of them.
JEWS (d)
HEY! IS THAT THE NEW TOY?

-Joh "YEAH ITS ONE OF THE JEWS (Hitlers Toy), YOU CAN PUT IN MUMS STOVE"
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Dick toy

A dick toy is a big ass that sits on a dick all the time and bounces on it.
Clara Webb is San example of a dick toy
by Chaw bubber June 18, 2019
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toy box killer

nickname for serial killer and rapist David Ray Parker.
the toy box killer killed over 50 women
by Grufflim May 27, 2021
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Toy Story 4

Any sexual foreplay which incorporates a spork.
Tina and Sara enjoy Toy Story 4 more than anyone else I've met.
by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023
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