Stuck in the tube

Term used to describe getting one's cock stuck in another persons bottom.

999 operator: what is the nature of the emergency?

Unlucky person: My girlfriend let me analize her for the first time and now I'm, erm, how you say, stuck in the tube!

by TedTrippin March 25, 2010

Boob tube

Why the fuck are you looking up boo tube, did you think you were going to find boobs, you pervert

A boob tube is a television

by J_D73 May 4, 2019

Noob Tube

(-noun) The attachable grenade launcher in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

(-verb) Being killed by the attachhable grenade launcher in the Call of Duty series.

(noun) "Dude, don't use the 'Noob Tube', its hella gay"
(verb) "Oh shit!!! I just got 'Noob Tubed!'

by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010

phalopian tube

is a part of female uterus in which a tube runs along the inside up into the body

you stupid phalopian tube

by Bradly Peterson May 13, 2005

Noob Tube

A term for the shotgun in Halo2. Any weapon called noob is actually a good weapon that players simply can't combat. This is due to suckage of the highest caliber. Or the lowest.

aids1214: Goshdamnit! You killed me w/ the noob tube!

spyderzer0: Suck it, kid. You just can't hang with me.

by Wes G. December 26, 2005

tube tied

When your internet connection is experiencing less than optimal speeds.

"I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why? Because my internet was tube tied!"

by Ted Stevens August 10, 2006

blubber tube

someone who is extrodinarily fat.

Josh Dawson is a large blubber tube.

by Laughing Bun September 2, 2005