sad koala

A half-hearted hand job where one or more of the people involved are of Australian descent.

"I only got a Sad Koala after the bonfire."

"The look in his eyes when he looked up was one of a sad koala that recently experienced a loss. He continued his work, lazily stroking, wandering from this place in his mind, back to the shores of Australia."

by SpawnOfPhlick May 23, 2016

The Big Sad

A slang term for depression. (It can refer to either the mental condition, or a crash in the stock market.)

1. "Bob and Mary have had The Big Sad since their son died."

2. "People who lived during The Big Sad were very resilient folks."

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 27, 2021

Sad stoner

Someone who is tall(like really tall), has a small friend group, wears Nike and zooyork, and a skater. Also they smoke a lot of weed

Bro you look like a sad stoner.

by Blazeikin March 27, 2017

sad dab

To dab sadly

“Hey John! How’s your Dad?” Me; “He left... *sad dab* “ John; “oh......”

by jakejones0308 February 19, 2019

Headphone sadness

The feeling of depression you get from no headphones.

*wake up*
*no headphones*
*headphone sadness*

by Richard Haass March 13, 2022

down sad

in your feels dreaming of & desperately desiring being in a relationship in the idealized life with him/her

like down bad but without the horny, also known as down sadge

"Alexa play Heat Waves, I'm feeling down sad"
"I'm so down sad for this girl man, she's perfect. Been daydreaming of us all day."

by fynix. September 6, 2023

sad slaps

High quality music that you listen to either when you're sad or when you want to make yourself feel sad.

I was feeling shitty yesterday so I sat down and listened to sad slaps for a few hours.

by FuccboiFred April 22, 2020