This is where a guy drips hot candle wax on the head of his cock(hot at 1st but should cool fast) so that it resembles a dairy queen dip cone. Then guy enjoys a good wank.the sponge may crack the wax cap or not either way it should feel good!
by 4realazitgits April 13, 2021

Yes, it's CAPITAN Jack Sparrow you fools! One of the nine pirate lords in the Brethren Court, the Pirate Lords of the Seven Seas. Not only is he the sexiest pirate around, but he's he rightful Capitan of the Black Pearl. Always on the hunt for rum and that pirate booty.
"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Capitan Jack Sparrow."
"The seas may be rough, but I am the Capitan! No matter how difficult, I will always prevail."
"The seas may be rough, but I am the Capitan! No matter how difficult, I will always prevail."
by Jay42 October 12, 2017

a really hot guy who has noodles on his head. He is really short but still taller than you, so RELATIONSHIP GOALS.
relationship status: in a relationship with Zach Herron
#jachary
relationship status: in a relationship with Zach Herron
#jachary
by Jacks sideho July 6, 2018

( named after Jack the Ripper : to take hostage, kidnap, threaten, rape, or sodomize someone at knife point
Nobody knows to this day if Jack the RIpper tried to knife-jack his victims or if he used more subtle forms of psychological manipulation to get them into his hostel room before killing them.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2013

A term used when you eat so much mother fuckin better that you preform a persevere that involves ripping the butter sticks out of your asshole than deepthroughting them until you choke and die
by Ppinme69 March 19, 2015
