friend

Something you don't have

friend: Hey mike how many friends do you have?
Mike: None, just like the person reading this.

by Sickzer August 13, 2019

Fake Friend

A person who will use your trust after gaining it.
A person who you care about but they'll never show it back.
A person who puts on a fake act when around you.
A person who talks shit about you behind your back.

That fake friend used me to get closer to him!

by RoseWithThornes July 31, 2019

Best friend

A person who will kill you 10 times but you are still friends

I have no best friend

by Jfghbxvnvchm July 1, 2020

joe friend

A play off of joe mama

It’s when you see the opportunity to make new friends

Friend: Aye is that Joe?
Stranger: Joe Ma-
Friend: Joe Friend

by Mr. Funniman December 5, 2020

Closet Friend

A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.

Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:

I know right:

by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWeatherbo November 11, 2020

friend on the inside

When you cutout the pockets in your pants as to have access to otherwise inaccessible areas in public

Fred usually found the park boring, but since he had a friend on the inside, it’s spiced up his visits tremendously!

by Red Rocket November 25, 2021

Friends

A group of people/a person that doesn't tell you things that you wanna hear, but what they truly think. They always keep it one hundred and they give you their opinion or advice whether you like it or not. They know all your strengths and weaknesses by heart and they care so much that they would take a bullet for you. Keep your friends while you still have them and never let them go no matter what.

My friends Nia and Tash are going to my pool party, I can't wait to show them how I can do 5 summersaults in the water without taking a breath.

by Zilzil December 3, 2017