Brown Davis

When you're wiping your bum after poos and the toilet paper breaks and you get poo on your finger.

We only buy 3 ply toilet paper in this house. Guaranteed no brown davis.

by Spudcentric May 29, 2025

Brown

Referring to taking a shit

Im going to have a brown

Are you browning in there?

by Uno_Bruno July 6, 2024

Miachel brownee

A big brownie

bro dat BBC lookin miachel brownee

by BBC SYNDROME May 14, 2022

Brown Crayon

An American colloquial phrase used to describe the act of defecating against a wall or surface while moving one's bottom in a drawing-like manner

Orville left his signature in brown crayon on the bathroom wall

by Donald P. September 26, 2025

Brown Bandito

The coolest dick slinging, war fighting, son of a bitch that you’ll ever meet.

Jack: I heard Frank is a real Brown Bandito.

Paul: Yeah, my girlfriend can’t keep her hands off of him, know what I’m saying? *Asian laugh*

by DemonOfAleppo October 6, 2020

Houghton Brown

Dropping a steamer on someone's front lawn

She pissed me off so I dropped a Houghton Brown on her lawn

by BigHughy February 25, 2023

Chris Browned

To absolutely beat the living shit out of your girlfriend

News man 1 - "On tonights news, 23 year old male going to jail for absolutely beating the shit out of his girlfriend for touching his pizza rolls."
News man 2 - "Now thats what I called gettin' Chris Browned."

by jvic3 February 8, 2022