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faux jack

Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.

Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
by Choisome December 25, 2012
mugGet the faux jackmug.

jack buchan

Usually the sort of person to get carried on the world-wide phenomenonFortnite
Fuck sake Jack Buchan’s knocked again
by Skrt skrrt May 21, 2018
mugGet the jack buchanmug.

Headphone Jack

The beloved 3.5mm audio port that Apple unjustifiably removed from the iPhone in 2016 which caused a whole domino effect to happen. Eight years later, and most flagships or even mid-range phones lack this basic port. Apple and other manufacturers fabricate lies such as "waterproofing" to fool the masses into believing it was justified.

Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.
Literally nobody:

Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"

Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2024
mugGet the Headphone Jackmug.

jack off

its like jerking off but harder and louder
i jack off to mia khalifa
by HighPing June 4, 2019
mugGet the jack offmug.

Jack

A Boy that shouts Fuck at his TV if he looses a game of Fortnite.

@PappaJackii
Is that Jack over there, Don,t mess with that Guy.
by PappaJackii May 5, 2020
mugGet the Jackmug.

Jack

Jacks are usually nice guys with a dark side to them if you piss them off. Their great to keep around with you to protect you from trouble.

They often make good bouncers as their looks keep the ladies happy and they aren't afraid of a scrap.
That bouncer Jack was flirting with me and next minute I know he's dealing with a massive fight. God he's so hot.
by Jsj1212 October 20, 2019
mugGet the Jackmug.

Jack Li

Damn Jack Li is complaining about his 98% again
by K-POP Smoke September 16, 2024
mugGet the Jack Limug.

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