Mysterious, beautiful great and fluffy! They say no a lot! They can be annoying but really nice at the same time. And mine loves my computer!
by Ruth my cat February 5, 2019
Get the Catmug. 
A piece of shit who thought she was a 10 in college when she was really more like a 6. She now fills in the void of her loneliness caused by her lack of male validation with cats.
Her loneliness is almost always a product being a bitch who would complain about a dudes height being under 6 foot. Ironically, they themselves would happen to be 5’2 180 and try to cover their gut with high waisted sweatpants and hoodies.
Her loneliness is almost always a product being a bitch who would complain about a dudes height being under 6 foot. Ironically, they themselves would happen to be 5’2 180 and try to cover their gut with high waisted sweatpants and hoodies.
5’2 180lb Cat Collector: “OMG I wouldn’t go near a guy under 6 foot.”
Absolute king: “Fuck that, boys we leaving her to become a cat collector when she older.”
Absolute king: “Fuck that, boys we leaving her to become a cat collector when she older.”
by DJ Gello September 13, 2021
Get the Cat Collectormug. DUDE! Have you ever seen that move? That Cat has just literally somersaulted 3 times in the air and caught that ugly son of a gun mosquito! WAOOW! Impressive stuff!
by kEtE Agop January 8, 2020
Get the Catmug. Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.
I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.
by PervGirl18 September 25, 2017
Get the pet my catmug. An thought experiment that attempts to illustrate the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. A cat waits at the front door, asking for it to be opened. When the door is opened, the cat remains seated in place. The cat wishes to be both outside and inside, but cannot exist as both at the same time.
Schrodinger’s Cat is a pain in the ass.
“Whoah dude, have you heard of string theory?”
“Yeah, I have a Schrödinger’s cat at home. She is always trying to apply quantum superposition.”
“Whoah dude, have you heard of string theory?”
“Yeah, I have a Schrödinger’s cat at home. She is always trying to apply quantum superposition.”
by Helpimlearning October 24, 2020
Get the Schrodinger’s Catmug. Will sometimes hunt, not necessarily means they will eat it. Might go outside. Has ADHD when trying to get out of a tree.
by Kavemanrust April 21, 2018
Get the Catmug.