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Fuck Monkey

Whenever you are having sex and you are about to cum so you put your hand under your ass and take a shit, then slap her in the face with it.
She said that she was into some freaky shit. I thought she mean like chains. She went full Fuck Monkey on me.
by OOSHY MAMA August 28, 2017
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Sheep fuck

Someone who has no personal qualities, and immediately does what other sheep would do. The thought of thinking for yourself doesn’t exist. The epitome of a normie..
This sheep fuck makes a normie look tasteful
by incirclebegging December 12, 2018
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Fuck boys

Boys who think it’s okay to play with a girls feelings by talking to other girls.
I’m sick of these fuck boys in South East London
by Don’t give two fucks 🖕🏽 December 24, 2018
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Fuck Tard

A "Fuck Tard" a very stupid person
a "fuck tard" is also known as a retard
by carrots are healthy December 30, 2018
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days of fucking

The Days of Fucking is a period of time at the height of the sexual liberation era when birth control pills became available to the public. This time was when it was full blown humping like dogs since the possibility of unwanted births decreased and the worst that could happen via unprotected sex could be cured or treated with pills from a doctor and you could go back to it. This is known as Cat Scratch Fever termed by Ted Nugent. However the arrival of HIV and AIDS started to bring an abrupt end to this huge massive sexual revolution and started implementing using protection to reduce the spread of HIV and AIDS. It is also referenced in an episode of Black Dynamite how long he's known someone. Black Dynamite replies I've known him since the Days Of Fucking.
The Days OF Fucking must have been a kick ass time to be alive until HIV and AIDS arrived.
by Jac Mihoff January 2, 2019
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fuck boy

a fuck boy is when a boy likes too many girls at once and has absolute no true feelings for them. He will do anything to get some for them and is proud that he has uncountable women that he has done sexual things with.
fuck boys are douche bags and a waste of time being with.
by @nicky January 5, 2019
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Fucked the Cookie

When you do a random online search and you are constantly bombarded with ads for that item.
I only looked up butt plugs on eBay that one time and now I'm getting ads on Facebook! I must have really fucked the cookie.
by Leonhart January 9, 2019
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