Down with the keggles

Having hiccups that distort your speech.

Oh! Goodness, I'm down with the keggles

by thegreatwizard6734 June 16, 2018

Down-unda-handshake

1) Use of insider information in Australia to get something
2) Handshake with a cock (see also Handjob, Handie, Handjo,...)

"Use your down-unda-handshake to get us the information."

"I received a down-unda-handshake from that chick we met last week in Melbourne."

by AUtacobender January 18, 2014

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah ill be right back mate just gotta lay down a log

by bobbyjonas January 7, 2016

Downing

To be piss poor at something, or have no idea what the fuck your doing.

Dude you really fucked that up. That was a downing move there.

by Titan Up September 12, 2022

Down Jobadini

Een staat waarin je je bevindt wanneer je alle dating apps hebt gedownload en geen een van de apps je een match oplevert.

He still got no matches, he truly is down jobadini

by Commando Jo Jo January 10, 2021

The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down

The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.

Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"

Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"

by BoBoBaggins December 5, 2012

Carl Down

Used to vehemently deny any homosexual tendencies.

Finance Douche: Carl Down
The other guy: I can't hear you, can you come out of the closet?

by Haterz13579 August 31, 2016