Puss in cum

A man that would do anything for a crumb of that good-good whilst simultaneously being a white knight at the same time.

"Ever since he had that crush on a girl he's become a puss in cum."

by Joynerfan February 02, 2022

Cumming in your coffee

Used when you are messing with someone instead of “I’m kidding” or “just messing with you”

Don’t get mad dude, I’m just cumming in your coffee.

by Coffee Creamer December 13, 2024

cum rabbit

The after product of an attempted swallow after a blowie, except there's a sneeze and jizz shoots out of the mouth and both nostrils at the same time, making a bunny shaped jizz signature.

I spoffed in her mouth last night lads and there was a serious cum rabbit.

The cum rabbit Steph did last night made bigwig look like a fucking seagull

by benjibw September 23, 2022

Cum swamp

An area, typically a place of a person's body, is so covered in cum that it appears similar to the conditions of a swamp.

I want to turn the half-Greek, half-Indian girl’s enormous titties into a cum swamp

by Yuri Arlov July 21, 2022

cum fartz

guys this is

cum fartz s

by CumFartz223 February 10, 2022

tub of cum

when you accedentaly fill our bath tub full of cum

dang it! i filled my bath tub of cum

by chungusmemes March 14, 2023

Mischa Cummings

A fucking cool as girl who always has amazing eyeliner

You know mischa cummings?
Omg yes the girl with cool eyeliner!!

by 0ttpxr March 03, 2022