cum laden

heavily loaded or weighed down.

My balls were cum laden after 3 weeks of abstinence.

by de-pube August 20, 2025

Cum Shart

When someone forces seamen out of their rectum with an accompanying fart sound.

Person 1: “Hey, what do you think about cum shart?”

Person 2: “What the fuck?”

by Grey Meat August 25, 2025

cum devil

White people.

Cum devils are stereotyped to be racist, greedy, materialistic and prejudiced against other cultures.

by YoiryoSaturn September 2, 2025

Lil’ cum nut

Defining a nickname for a partner.

Instead of saying ‘hey pookie,’ you could use ‘hey, my lil’ cum nut.’

by I'mtheoriginalsomeone September 5, 2025

Cum-bias

Pre-post nut clarity

I was gooning too hard and my brain was full of cum-bias until I finished and got the post nut-clarity.

by BraindeadMoronicIdiotFuck September 12, 2025

Cum Maxxing

The act of taking supplements to improve one's semen volume. Other goals include increasing precum and ejaculation force and velocity. Also known as Load Boost or Load Boosting.

I've been cum maxxing with load boost for 3 weeks now and could drown a unicorn with a single blast.

by FlamingGuts September 18, 2025

Cum laude

The act of rolling up a high school diploma paper then shoving it into a vagina until it is covered in cum then drinking it off the paper.

“I graduated with the cum laude then my boyfriend gave me a cum laude”

by Hungarian Bird Master. September 25, 2025