Friends

A person that wants you dead and is secretly stalking you and getting paid in your taxes

My friend is over there and he's standing there... MENACINGLY!
That's what friends are for.

by Anonymous User 6942066691113 April 20, 2022

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offline friend(s)

the opposite of "online friend(s)"; basically a less offensive term for "irl (in real life) friend(s)" so people would stop crying about not being called "real friends"

"got any plans next week?"
"yeah, i'm meeting my offline friend(s) on friday"

by loki★ January 8, 2023

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Someone who is always there, someone who you can talk to when your feeling down, someone who will pick you back up again, someone who sees you in your best and stays when your in your worst, someone who winds you up about everything, someone who makes you laugh and smile, someone you share so many good memories with, some who you always want to be around

You are my best friend

by d1ct10n December 11, 2023

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Fisherman’s Friend

Fisherman's Friend is a brand of strong menthol lozenges produced by the Lofthouse company in Fleetwood, Lancashire, England.

People sometimes use them before they go down on they're partner to help them go longer.

Friend 1: What you and Stephanie getting up to tonight?
Friend 2: I’m going to give her the best time of her life.
Friend 1: How?
Friend 2: That’s easy, Fisherman’s Friend!
Friend 1: Oooh nice.

by Steaknight May 17, 2018

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