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Friends

Sad bitches you can never trust.
Person 1: You know those girls, over there, they said some nasty things about you. If I were you I'd tell them to go stuff themselves with a cactus.
Person 2: Oh.... I thought they were my friends.
by it's.me December 22, 2013
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diary friend

A friend that that makes you feel like you could genuinely tell them ANYTHING without any judgment, someone who you have never worried about them spilling your secrets ever. Telling this friend something is like telling your diary, you can share any thought and it won’t be shared somewhere else.
Example 1:
Person A: Hey girl can I tell you something??
Person B: Of course, we’re diary friends!!

Example 2:
I wish my diary friend was here, I need to tell someone this
by pizzachomper90000 May 20, 2024
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Friends

you don't have any
I don't have Friends
by pencil man that spits facts February 28, 2022
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My Friend the Comet

A crazy, disgusting, sick website floating around that is extremely hard to find. The website, which home screen reads "My Friend the Comet" contains links to various fucked up videos. The URL is completely random letters and numbers, and doesn't end with .com or .org. The videos include a 13 year old boy beating his naked mother with a baseball bat, a muscular guy in a clown mask stomping on a dead/disfigured body, and a women sitting in a basement have an alligator bite and tear up her vagina, leaving a bloody mess. Probably the sickest site out there
Dude, did you see all those gross videos on My Friend the Comet??
by crazymofo11 April 14, 2014
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time and place friend

A time and place friend is a friend that exists only within a specific time frame and at a specific place, and in any other scenario that friendship would not have formed. Usually in the context of traveling abroad or being in a novel situation.
Charlotte and Bob, who were as different as night and day, met in Tokyo by happenstance and became time and place friends.
by phrmashwrma November 25, 2023
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Friend Farm

(N) – When two {Friend Mine}s unite in marriage to create a large resource of friends.
When Jason and Heather got married, the joining of their friend mines created a friend farm for upfriending.
by gambler325 June 16, 2016
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Friends On Farm

the youtube channel group that has 5 people with over 80 subscribers and posts fun videos and vlogs.
Hey what are you watching?

Oh I am watching “Friends on Farm” on youtube!
by Friends on Farm July 7, 2021
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