Long Cum

An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.

Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!

by toddrwod October 2, 2022

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brazillian cum ninja

A golden tan, transgender, man covered in dried cum from head to toe limiting the ability to move freely causing extreme uncomfortableness.

Emmitt: Hello Carter what did you and Opal do last night?

Carter: She gave me a classic Brazillian Cum Ninja.

Emmitt: Jeez Louis that must have been some night, huh?

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Cum is an abbreviation for the crime uproot ministry. It is a law enforcement agency used when martial law takes affect. It is used when standard law enforcement has completely collapsed in an area. It has been used in sector 07 which is on of the most dangerous and unlawful sectors exiled from civilized society.

The white salty stuff that comes out of your pp.

"Did you hear that the cum arrested the drug lord down in Mexico?"

"I'm sorry what the fuck."

by tommythecommie November 26, 2021

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cum fork

When you pee after cumming and the stream is split like a fork from the dried cum in your ureathra

Dude I just cum forked in the bathroom and got piss everywhere

by DonVonBraun January 14, 2017

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Cum cloud

A fart after two people have engaged in anal sex and the receiver farts, creating a cloud of cum.

Paul farted in the bar after receiving anal from his boyfriend John, the smell was thick. Kath a fellow co-worker exclaimed "don't come in here spreading your cum clouds!!"

by Howard_Ross4life May 2, 2022

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