Fake friends

"friends" who were never there for you in the first place.

Fake friends let you go out of nowhere for doing nothing.

by LIVY POP May 4, 2022

National fuck a friend day

National fuck your friend day is on May 8th.

You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!

Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!

"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck a friend day?"
"Sure"

by Fuckafriend May 6, 2022

Roblox Friends

are what you have when you have no irl friends, they probably don't even care about you either bruh 💀💀💀

Josh: "I don't need real life friends, I have my Roblox Friends"
Shanon: "That's probably why you get no bitches either."

by vincanator_high_voltage May 8, 2022

National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

Brunos friend

A “friend” of Bruno.
Who is actually not a friend.
They are lovers.
Bruno is gay.
Yes Bruno you are gay.

Person 1: omg look it’s Brunos friend!
Person 2: oh yes, they are very good friends;)

by I.am.not.saga May 9, 2022

L friend

Luis Ruiz

Luiz Ruiz - "I am going to Guatemala and won't be here for your birthday this year."

Jameson Ho - "You are an L friend."

by notacarebear69 May 11, 2022

National show your friend a tit day

If you show your friend you will get new friends

Hey urban dictionary told me to tell you that it’s national show your friend a tit day

by TTVDrizzy September 14, 2022