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beat one down

when a male has the urge to masterbate
i was wathing a mary kate and ashley movie then had to beat one down there was no way around it.
by assplunder October 29, 2003
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wake one over

1. To verbally take someone down
2. To beat someone up
1. I got so pissed off at what a bitch Samantha was being that I totally waked one over on her ass.

2. Joe is going to wake one over on Bobby so bad he won't be able to walk for days.
by synchrohobbit March 9, 2006
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good one!

when someone says something trying to be funny and it just makes them look stupid so you say it being sarcastic.
"last time i heard that i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur!" GOOD ONE!
by hot_sizzle November 21, 2009
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cover one's ass

to protect oneself or one's interests in anticipation of a hazard
Cover your ass. It ain't pretty ahead.(example of cover one's ass)
by The Return of Light Joker July 20, 2010
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stroking the one eyed snake

i saw some awesome porn so i stroked the one eyed snake
by Justin Hell May 18, 2004
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Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

Suicide.

The act of taking one's own life.

To voluntarily leave this world for the next one.
Any entity that has caused its' own downfall by continued aberrant behavior.
1. Its' too bad about Jimmy. He'd been depressed a long time. No surprise he decided to Buy a Ticket To the Big Adios.

2. Hey, man, there's got to be another way besides Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.

3. He made her so crazy she was going to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Bid Adios.

4. The tree huggers have a point. If this planet doesn't shape up we're Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.

5. The feds should never have bailed out those banks. Its' their own fault they decided to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

6. I feel bad for those Marines in Afghanistan. Every time they leave the base its' a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
by goodcatholicboy July 18, 2009
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Give the One Ring to Sauron

1. To cause the whole thing to come crashing down

2. To do something so stupid that it completely ends a cycle of action or cause.
Soldier #1: "So how'd the rebellion go?"

Soldier #2: "They found us, so it didn't go very well"

Soldier #1: "So what did ya do?"

Soldier #2: "I ran out screaming, but I dropped my papers and battle plans, so they might have an advantage."

Soldier #1: "Jesus, why don't you just Give the One Ring to Sauron?!"
by NoahTheSlash April 7, 2010
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