What people call love, is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard then slowly fades.
*I love you babe
*meh, its just the chemicals, give it some time, it will surely go away
*weirdo
*i think i love you
*oh, you poor thing, it will go away soon enough
*....
*meh, its just the chemicals, give it some time, it will surely go away
*weirdo
*i think i love you
*oh, you poor thing, it will go away soon enough
*....
by insert pseudonym* October 26, 2018
Get the Love mug.French Love is that kind of love most often given by boys in their late teens/ early twenties, where they don't want someone that they can have until they are unavailable, in which case they decide that they can't live without them. Women can be guilty of this, too.
(in a French accent)
Man: Oh no non, I do not want to be with you, I could never love you.
Woman: Well I do not care for you anymore, I want to be with him over there.
Man: Oh mon cherie, I cannot live without you, please be mine, oh please.
Woman: FFS! French Love!
Man: Oh no non, I do not want to be with you, I could never love you.
Woman: Well I do not care for you anymore, I want to be with him over there.
Man: Oh mon cherie, I cannot live without you, please be mine, oh please.
Woman: FFS! French Love!
by TwistedJezabell December 10, 2013
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Get the Love mug.Love Sick (see also Unrequited Love)...best friends of the opposite sex who have known each other for decades but never got their crap together at the same time to “be together”. They know literally everything about each other, and have hooked up over the years (not to be confused with “friends with bennies”). They are each other’s “person”.
Love Sick becomes “Love Sick” when one party (often the guy) suddenly realizes he totally fucked up and didn’t marry their “person”, but married “bat shit crazy” instead.
Despite both parties now able to be together, the Love Sick person will have an epically dumbass reason why he cannot (the bat shit crazy wife he divorced but she won’t move out).
Love Sick usually gets totally honest with bat shit crazy wife, who becomes obsessed with “the girl”, making life a living hell for Love Sick with constant fights.
Love Sick becomes OCD with unrelenting thoughts about his “person”, interfering with his ability to do his job. Refer to movie AIRPLANE. Can’t land a plane.
Love Sick becomes “Love Sick” when one party (often the guy) suddenly realizes he totally fucked up and didn’t marry their “person”, but married “bat shit crazy” instead.
Despite both parties now able to be together, the Love Sick person will have an epically dumbass reason why he cannot (the bat shit crazy wife he divorced but she won’t move out).
Love Sick usually gets totally honest with bat shit crazy wife, who becomes obsessed with “the girl”, making life a living hell for Love Sick with constant fights.
Love Sick becomes OCD with unrelenting thoughts about his “person”, interfering with his ability to do his job. Refer to movie AIRPLANE. Can’t land a plane.
“Why did I get married? I’m so love sick for this chick, dude! I can’t get her out of my head! “
“She’s single. You’re DIVORCED but won’t leave your bat shit crazy EX WIFE! Get your shit together!”
“She’s single. You’re DIVORCED but won’t leave your bat shit crazy EX WIFE! Get your shit together!”
by wordexperienced January 12, 2019
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by I peewee September 6, 2019
Get the Love mug.Nobody really knows. It’s hard to explain and hard to really have. Sometimes you feel like you love someone but in reality you don’t. Some will never love. Ive given up on love.
by Ashely Steffens August 1, 2019
Get the Love mug.love is a synonym for bullshit and lies. if you want your heart broke go ahead and fall for someone. it’s the easiest way to kill your self and make you feel empty when it runs out. and it always runs out. nothing last forever
by _speakthetruth_ August 1, 2019
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