Survival instincts of a fart

When a person is so dumb and easily trusting that they might as well go get candy from a "free candy" van.(Basically dumb kids)

Jessica has the survival instincts of a fart, she followed him with a second thought.

by Yifgjth November 22, 2025

zombie fart

When ancient, decomposing gunk hidden in the farter’s backside comes back to life in a full biblical event. It crawls out of the darkness like something that should have stayed forgotten, unleashing noxious fumes that terrorize anyone within range. A stench so apocalyptic it feels like a warning sign the prophets politely chose not to write down.

Bro, that was a full zombie fart. It rose out of the darkness like the undead and came straight for my soul.

by Seah0rse November 25, 2025

Fart Dart

To skillfully grab ones flatulence and lob it in someone's general direction as though throwing a dart.

Jackie's brother was know to harass his little sister with fart darts

by Gary Mula November 26, 2025

Canadian fart whistle

A Canadian fart whistle is where two naked people are outside in the snow and the male poops on the girls face and proceeds to cover her face with snow.

Yesterday we did a Canadian fart whistle.

by G vs shot Hannibal November 30, 2025

Canadian fart sneeze

A man poops on a girl face in the snow. and after the man poops, he then covers the girls face with snow.

Man, I loved it when we did a Canadian fart sneeze

by G vs shot Hannibal November 30, 2025

Little Fart Syndrome

When you are an old fart that suffers from little man syndrome

Mark Evans is short and mean, I think he has little fart syndrome.

by Secgad December 2, 2025

frenzy fart arena

the art of one man farting in the mouth of another man infected with AIDS and the infected person needing to guess what the other man has eaten while high on ketamine

i cant wait to have a frenzy fart arena with you

by commanderveinycok December 2, 2025