canadian butt hockey

When a Canadian boy becomes a man, he goes into the woods with 11 other boys to the secret ice rink. They squeeze a wolverine until a round hockey puck shaped poo appears. (This is a brutal process which often requires the use of many wolverines, since many are squeezed till they pop) If a suitable wolerine is found, a badger or large rabbit works too. They then play hockey using frozen geese. If the ceremony is interrupted by a Bigfoot, then the boys are cursed to never be men and eventually become transgender. The winners of the game brutally slaughter the losing team's players using only a stick and a pine cone. The winners also claim all of the losers maple syrup and women

Carl: We're both about to be men, and i want your syrup and women!
Bobby:let's settle this with a game of Canadian butt hockey!

by Daddy Lala from Canada June 18, 2018

alabama butt quincher

A woman that is so ugly, so hideous, that it makes your butt Quinch involuntarily. More times than not she is packing something downstairs.

Man that girl Josef brought home is a real Alabama butt quincher. I hope he has some lube in his bedroom, because he's in for a surprise.

by TheRealStinkyCheese July 5, 2016

Pee In His Butt

A term used by Ramiro Martinez to indicate that he wants to pee in another man's anus

Ram: Damn look at that man's ass

White boy (Cristian): I know he's got a good one

Ram: Yeah I think I want to pee in his butt

by GiantSmellyPoopPile July 4, 2016

Butt fucked by a witch

when you think you can handle something but you cant.

"Dude, i got butt fucked by a witch when i drank Ayahuasca!"

by Ihatepeople12 May 30, 2016

butt plug willie

BUTT plug Willie , is a narcissist person.

BUTT plug Willie has a hard-on right now

by Captain butt Barber May 5, 2018

lilttle butt hurt

A word / nickname you call somebody when they are sad, of course not! to make fun of him cus he turn into hulk we get him mad arrrrrrgh! aka alex the l.b.h

lilttle butt hurt/why are you such a litttle but hurt when you are mad

by Cash7777 February 12, 2018

Butt rule truce

When an argumentation goes to shits and both parties opinions are split in two halves, the "butt rule truce" is an option to defuse the situation. Whoever claims it first gets to spank the other on the bum to lighten the atmosphere.

In a written context, it's shortened as brt, which also can lead to hilarious follow-up.

Wow, we can't seem to agree on if sloths are slow or not in any way, I call butt rule truce. *smack*

by Testostus January 24, 2017