monkey

the rulers of the universe

monkey are the rulers of the universe

by monkeyatherulersoftheuniverse December 1, 2020

absolute monkey

A braindead or an absolute illiterate.

This kid is an absolute monkey.

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020

Monkey

A first aids kit

I got raped by a monkey and now I have AIDS.

by bonkobi December 6, 2020

Monkey

Otherwise known as a nigger is a racial slur usually referring to the African American race.

Man 1: look at them dirty ass monkeys
Man 2: u mean all of them dirty black people
Man1: Ya

by Monkey nigger 123 December 6, 2020

monkey

monki

Man your such a monkey!

by trollingquest December 8, 2020

monkey dust

Monkey dust is also known as MDPV and comes as an off-white powder which can be swallowed, injected or snorted in UK

'Monkey dust': What is the drug 'causing a public health crisis' that induces hallucinations, paranoia and dulls sensitivity to pain?

by masterworks October 23, 2020

Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect

(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘

by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020